The Scene: I was home with Soccergirl, yesterday... our daycare provider is on vacation.
Gunfighter: What do you want for breakfast, babe?
Soccergirl: Grits, daddy... but not the instant kind!
Soccergirl: With cheese!
Soccergirl: and bacon!
Soccergirl: Well, you can't have grits without bacon, can you? It's just not right!
Gunfighter: Yes, Miss Daisy.
Soccergirl: You're my best friend, Hoke!